User Profile

Getting to know someone's personality can be a wonderful experience. In many ways, my personality is like that of several people whom you've already enjoyed having in your life. You know what's it like to suddenly discover that someone you're getting to know for the first time is very much like you? Where you find yourself sharing the same values and emotions that make it feel as if you've known each other for the longest time already? The kind of person you find yourself fascinated by, and comfortable being around them because they seem so much like you. That's my personality.

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Why is it that one can never find anything interesting to say in these Biography section? It's like the little text-box kills interesting things about you...

I'm just gonna throw out random facts...

Umm... I'm 20years old, expiring in Undisclosed Midwestern City... I joke when I get nervous, usually grossly offensive but in a manner that lets everyone know I'm joking... I joke when I'm not nervous but just want to hear my own voice... I'm a sensitive, wildly insecure person that masquerades in the skin of a secure person like some sort of... some sort of 'Edgar-Suit'... I get intensely proud of small victories that I inwardly celebrate over for months... I like to eat un-sandwiched bologna, but only when no one is looking... I'm desperately looking to get people to understand me, to the point where I sometimes try to alter myself to fit their understanding, yet I'm terrified someone is going to learn the real me... No one wants to play games with me because I don't lose often... I'm a cynic, but I still want to believe in crap like Ritual Magic and Astrology... The only food I actively dislike is Fried Chicken... There's a 63% Chance I'll be wearing just a T-Shirt and hoodie on my Torso from the coldest days of February to the hottest sweltering days of August just to prove to myself that physical comfort is a luxury one can live without... I love amassing knowledge just for knowledge's sake but still think it's pointless to learn algebra... I love bands like Panic! at the Disco and Falloutboy for their lyrics alone... I have a pretty good degree of medical expertise from just common sense, random trivia pickup and studying medical dramas... I would make an amazing father, but I wouldn't trust myself to take care of a child... I keep my hair long and beard shaggy as a visual self defense mechanism. If I look like a badass, I figure I can scare people away before they get to know me... I love being secure in the knowledge that I could survive a Russian Invasion `ala Red Dawn... I'm an almost cartoonish geek, but act as a social-chameleon if forced into interaction... I like to throw out grotesque amounts of text on a subject for the same reasons I make jokes... If I have an ailment for more than 4 Days, I get a voice in my mind that worries if it will be permenant... I love to argue, be it hostile or civil debate. The more complex the subject, the better... I've tasted Human Flesh before... I have a lot of potential, natural talent and apptitude in a lot of fields, but have no drive to pursue any of them... I have the unfortunate flaw that when I like something or someone, I focus most my energy on it. I've tried to temper this recently, but it's hard to do so... I'm an entirely Asexual being. The act has no real place in my world, mainly because I don't have anyone I know well enough to share that part of myself with... I consider myself an honorary Russian despite my Scottish/Germanic roots... I believe that 'Mental Disorders' such as Bipolar Disorder, MPD/DID and Schitzofrenia are just branches of mental evolution that the main branch just finds anomolous... I believe the sun should never set upon an argument ... I can't help but think of humanity as a simple lump of wet organics and a mystic spiritual energy container at the same time... I don't mind being cold unless my fingers are cold as well... I have a terrible, hereditary curse that makes every activity I try to enjoy an exercise in furtive planning and desperate problem-solving lest it devolve into utter, anarchistic chaos... I think Final Fantasy VII, while a good game, is HIGHLY overrated... I hate clowns. I don't find them scary, just stupid... I believe that Jesus was alive, was a wise man and a good politician and had a lot to teach the world, but he wasn't the son of God... I believe Jesus was Black... I love to cook if it's for something special, but hate to cook just daily meals... I drink a LOT of fluids ranging from Soda to Juice to Milks and Nogs to Fridge-door Water... I want a pet Sea Urchin...

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